"It was very pleasurable from start to finish. Especially the finish."

thedailyshow:

"We’ll start tonight in the Middle East, where Israel…" http://on.cc.com/UpCDAT

thedailyshow:

"We’ll start tonight in the Middle East, where Israel…" http://on.cc.com/UpCDAT

Is there any chance you yourself are a time traveller?
iwillbesoufflegirl:

OKAY SO I SAW THIS PHOTO ON INSTAGRAM (credit: jessjoycej) A FEW DAYS AGO FROM THE DAILY SHOW WRITERS ROOM AND SAW STEPHEN WAS IN THE SCRIPT AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PHOTO AND WAS REALLY CONFUSED. I SPENT LIKE AN HOUR TRYING TO FIND WHERE IT WAS FROM. IT’S THE STAR WARS PROMOTION SCRIPT. I DOUBT ANYONE CARES ABOUT THIS BUT I THINK IT’S REALLY COOL.

iwillbesoufflegirl:

OKAY SO I SAW THIS PHOTO ON INSTAGRAM (credit: jessjoycej) A FEW DAYS AGO FROM THE DAILY SHOW WRITERS ROOM AND SAW STEPHEN WAS IN THE SCRIPT AT THE BOTTOM OF THE PHOTO AND WAS REALLY CONFUSED. I SPENT LIKE AN HOUR TRYING TO FIND WHERE IT WAS FROM. IT’S THE STAR WARS PROMOTION SCRIPT. I DOUBT ANYONE CARES ABOUT THIS BUT I THINK IT’S REALLY COOL.

Name 2 things you like about yourself, then pass this on to the first ten people on your dash! #TeamSelfEsteem
Anonymous

Only because I’m bored..

1. I like my guitar playing.. I feel cocky saying that, but I feel like that’s the only thing I’m really good at. I hope to make some sort of career out of it in the future.

2. I really like my eyes. In the right lighting they come off as a weird colour. I don’t even know how to describe it. But I have been asked several times if I wear coloured contacts.. people don’t believe me when I say it’s my natural eye colour.

To whomever wants to do this feel free to reply, I’d be interested in reading yours :)

drunkonstephen:

Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert battle for title of world’s biggest Star Wars Fan! (x)

findthefunny:

nestyanyan:

Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert battle for title of World’s Biggest Star Wars Fan!

What even is this, OMG.

"Stephen, I love you"

"I know"