factoseintolerance:

"The DNA collection process was surprisingly simple.  All I had to do was take a quick cheek swab, then I decided to add a little oomph to the recipe, and then make sure it smelled nice for the alien overlords, and I sent it off to be digitally sequenced by scientists."
-September 18, 2008, today in Colbert Report history

factoseintolerance:

"The DNA collection process was surprisingly simple.  All I had to do was take a quick cheek swab, then I decided to add a little oomph to the recipe, and then make sure it smelled nice for the alien overlords, and I sent it off to be digitally sequenced by scientists."

-September 18, 2008, today in Colbert Report history


 Good luck catching @steveCarell @markruffalo @channingtatum standing still. I did my best..LOL #SteveCarell #Foxcatcher #YutsaiPhoto @Variety #VarietyStudio - yutsai88 on Instagram

Good luck catching @steveCarell @markruffalo @channingtatum standing still. I did my best..LOL #SteveCarell #Foxcatcher #YutsaiPhoto @Variety #VarietyStudio - yutsai88 on Instagram

thestephencolbertreport:

Are you Starhawk? 

thestephencolbertreport:

Are you Starhawk? 

elainemarie-benes:

Not crying…

elainemarie-benes:

Not crying…

dailyshowdogs:

Okay, not a dog. But still…

dailyshowdogs:

Okay, not a dog. But still…

jonstewartfuckyeah:

30min+ interview with Jon for DP/30!