I know which one you’re talking about, I tried looking and I was unable to find it. Does anyone have a link for this? Sorry I couldn’t be very helpful and I apologize for getting back to you so late.
"The DNA collection process was surprisingly simple. All I had to do was take a quick cheek swab, then I decided to add a little oomph to the recipe, and then make sure it smelled nice for the alien overlords, and I sent it off to be digitally sequenced by scientists."
-September 18, 2008, today in Colbert Report history
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